Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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