I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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