shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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