On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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