i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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