i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm always down for nudity.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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