Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The air was thick with penises
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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