at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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