Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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