Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Randomize
