Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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