I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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