So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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