Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
