..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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