rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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