playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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