I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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