If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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