sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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