It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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