Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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