It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is wine microwaveable?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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