roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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