his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Drunk is not a location!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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