imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize