as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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