just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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