yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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