what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Small penises have feelings too.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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