i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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