Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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