No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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