So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
where are my eyebrows?
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