she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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