Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
