Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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