the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I had to cum in my sink.
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