I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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