Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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