i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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