Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
