after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I need to calm my uterus...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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