Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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