haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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