But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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