Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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