Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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