it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
