its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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