this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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