it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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