and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
As shirtless as possible
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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