I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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